After 25 years of marriage I do not have a heart anymore just a shrunken hand desperately clutching onto normality. The Shrunken Hand theory of marriage is worth getting into. It is where they all end up when they are successful and I feel really happy about this. Fiona's hand shrinks less than mine but both of our hands are shrinking no less. Sometimes when I'm out in York and places like that small children occasionally notice my hand shrinking and that is the start of their understanding about how to eventually be good wives and husbands. All of the above is a stone cold scientific and sociological fact believed by millions of people who are just as crazy and misguided as I am. God bless us!