" Don't you just miss not having a nuclear war. We could have solved all of our energy problems in one nice big glow. Birds would end up on your kitchen table already cooked because they had flown through a hot plutonium cloud. Think of the savings on the electric bill! Lamb ready prepared laying on the hillsides and thoroughly cooked so much, that by time you had eaten it you would probably be dead yourself. And the popping and hissing of the sparkling irradiated water as your mouth blistered, something that Mr Coca-Cola has never quite got yet!
Oh, I miss the Cold War and really wish we had had a Hot War a fair and just war where all the civilians and soldiers on both sides would equally die. Now the threat of nuclear annihilation has gone away life is just too complicated! I much prefer MAD then rather than now : Moaning About Democracy."
